> That's a good idea Ben; why don't you do that?

Lack of programming talent, time, and funding.  The latter two are mostly
fungible but the first is not as easy remedied.  Thanks for the
encouragement, though!

> I know of no such thing, and
> I don't think I've even heard speculation about it, but I dig the idea.

OK, we've got step 1: speculation about it.  Good!