So now I have to compile my jokes? -t On Thu, 3 Apr 2008, Ryan Ordway wrote: > #include <stdio.h> > main(t,_,a) > char *a; > { > return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,main(-86,0,a+1)+a)): > 1,t<_?main(t+1,_,a):3,main(-94,-27+t,a)&&t==2?_<13? > main(2,_+1,"%s %d %d\n"):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,t, > "@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l+,/n{n+,/+#n > +,/#\ > ;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l \ > q#'+d'K#!/+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' > i;# \ > ){nl]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#n'wk nw' \ > iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \ > ;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+} > {rl#'{n' ')# \ > }'+}##(!!/") > :t<-50?_==*a?putchar(31[a]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a=='/')+t,_,a+1) > :0<t?main(2,2,"%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a, > "!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1); > } > > > > On Apr 3, 2008, at 8:54 AM, Jeremy Frumkin wrote: >> ..- .-.. .-.. .. .----. -- --. --- .. -. --. - --- ... .- >> -.-- .- >> -... --- ..- - - .... .. ... - .... .-. . .- -.. .. ... >> - .... .- - >> -. --- -. . --- ..-. -.-- >> --- ..- ... ..- ..-. ..-. . .-. ..-. .-. >> --- -- .-. -- .. - .... . .-- .- -.-- .. -.. >> --- .-- .... . -. >> .. ..- ... . -- -.-- .--. .-. . ..-. . .-. .-. . -.. .. >> -. .--. ..- >> - -.. . ...- .. -.-. . .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- >> >> -....- -....- .--- .- ..-. >> >> >> On 4/3/08 6:51 AM, "Walter Lewis" <[log in to unmask]> wrote: >> >>> Sebastian Hammer wrote: >>>>> A true hacker has no need for these crude tools. He waits for >>>>> cosmic >>>>> radiation to pummel the magnetic patterns on his drive into a >>>>> pleasing >>>>> and functional sequence of bits. >>> Alas, having been doing this (along with my partners, the four >>> Yorkshiremen) since the Stone Age ... >>> >>> We used to arrange pebbles in the middle of road into the relevant >>> patterns (we *dreamed* of being able to afford the wire for an >>> abacus). >>> Passing carts would then help "crunch" the numbers. >>> >>> Walter >>> for whom graph paper, templates, pencils, 80 column punchcards and >>> IBM Assembler were formative experiences >>> >> >> >> >> =============================================== >> Jeremy Frumkin >> Head, Emerging Technologies and Services >> 121 The Valley Library, Oregon State University >> Corvallis OR 97331-4501 >> >> [log in to unmask] >> >> 541.602.4905 >> 541.737.3453 (Fax) >> =============================================== >> " Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes >> nothing. " >> - Emerson >> > > -- > Ryan Ordway E-mail: [log in to unmask] > Unix Systems Administrator [log in to unmask] > OSU Libraries, Corvallis, OR 97331 Office: Valley Library #4657