So now I have to compile my jokes?

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On Thu, 3 Apr 2008, Ryan Ordway wrote:

> #include <stdio.h>
> main(t,_,a)
> char *a;
> {
> return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,main(-86,0,a+1)+a)):
> 1,t<_?main(t+1,_,a):3,main(-94,-27+t,a)&&t==2?_<13?
> main(2,_+1,"%s %d %d\n"):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,t,
> "@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l+,/n{n+,/+#n
> +,/#\
> ;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l \
> q#'+d'K#!/+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw'
> i;# \
> ){nl]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#n'wk nw' \
> iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \
> ;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}
> {rl#'{n' ')# \
> }'+}##(!!/")
> :t<-50?_==*a?putchar(31[a]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a=='/')+t,_,a+1)
> :0<t?main(2,2,"%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a,
> "!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1);
> }
>
>
>
> On Apr 3, 2008, at 8:54 AM, Jeremy Frumkin wrote:
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>> On 4/3/08 6:51 AM, "Walter Lewis" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>>
>>> Sebastian Hammer wrote:
>>>>> A true hacker has no need for these crude tools. He waits for
>>>>> cosmic
>>>>> radiation to pummel the magnetic patterns on his drive into a
>>>>> pleasing
>>>>> and functional sequence of bits.
>>> Alas, having been doing this (along with my partners, the four
>>> Yorkshiremen) since the Stone Age ...
>>>
>>> We used to arrange pebbles in the middle of road into the relevant
>>> patterns (we *dreamed* of being able to afford the wire for an
>>> abacus).
>>> Passing carts would then help "crunch" the numbers.
>>>
>>> Walter
>>>   for whom graph paper, templates, pencils, 80 column punchcards and
>>> IBM Assembler were formative experiences
>>>
>>
>>
>>
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>> Head, Emerging Technologies and Services
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>>
>
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