Just out of curiosity I tried them in quotes:

"sexy ruby" - 72,200
"sexy python" - 37,900
"sexy php" - 25,100
"sexy java" - 16,100
"sexy asp" - 14,800
"sexy perl" - 8,080
"sexy C++" - 177
"sexy FORTRAN" - 67
"sexy COBOL" - 8

I tried "sexy lisp" but the results were skewed by speech impediment fetishes. Which I'd say is even less strange than 8 people thinking you can write sexy COBOL.

On 2010-03-25, at 10:20 PM, Tim Spalding wrote:

>> Finally, I never would have put the strings "PHP" and "sexiness" in a sentence together (though I guess I just did).
> 
> A simple Google search shows how very wrong you are:
> 
> "sexy php" - 56,100,000 results
> "sexy asp" - 8,380,000
> "sexy java" - 6,360,000
> "sexy ruby" - 2,840,000
> "sexy perl" - 532,000
> "sexy C++" - 488,000
> "sexy smalltalk" - 113,000
> "sexy fortran" - 107,000
> "sexy COBOL" - 58,100
> 
> There are also very high results for "sexy logo." Perhaps, since I was
> in fourth grade, someone's figured out something interesting to do
> with that stupid turtle!
> 
> Tim