I'm calling it: five more posts, tops, and we'll either have invoked
Godwin's Law, validated Rule 34, or found the end of the Internet.


On Mon, Jul 9, 2012 at 2:33 PM, Roy Tennant <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Despite the lawful and prudent endorsement of this thread by our
> official designee to the OCLC Off-Topic Cat Discussion Moderation
> Divisiion, I feel it necessary to point out that @mjgiarlo's post was
> in error. The K Street lobbyist does not handle kitty litter. The
> Congressperson the K Street lobbyist controls, does.
> Roy
>
> On Mon, Jul 9, 2012 at 11:30 AM, Suchy, Daniel <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>> This thread is now officially sanctioned.
>>
>> Regards,
>> -OCLC Off-Topic Cat Discussion Moderation Division-
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> On 7/9/12 11:28 AM, "Michael J. Giarlo" <[log in to unmask]>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Perhaps the original poster assumed that only a federal librarian
>>>would work for $1/minute in the DC area?  The going rate for a K St.
>>>lobbyist to handle kitty-litter is at least $20/minute.
>>>
>>>-Mike
>>>
>>>
>>>On Mon, Jul 9, 2012 at 2:22 PM, Joe Hourcle
>>><[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>>>> On Jul 9, 2012, at 2:04 PM, Chris Fitzpatrick wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> This just seems like some sort of trap. The fact that it's a
>>>>>craigslist ad
>>>>> in all caps makes me pretty sure this person is working on a "librarian
>>>>> centpede" in their basement.
>>>>
>>>> If that were the case, I think they'd also accept applicants from the
>>>> Folger Shakespeare Library, which may actually be closer.
>>>>
>>>> So, the real question is why it must specifically be federal employee
>>>> librarians.  (and I don't know of any librarians with TS/SCI/Poly ...
>>>> but I *have* heard that some of the archivists at the National Archives
>>>> do, but that was a 'my son is fed up with his job' story from a
>>>>librarian
>>>> at my local public branch)
>>>>
>>>> -Joe
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> On Jul 9, 2012 7:56 PM, "Simon Spero" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Jul 9, 2012 1:27 PM, "Joshua Gomez" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> WE NEED A CAT LOVER WHO IS ALSO A FEDERAL EMPLOYEE TO DO THIS JOB!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Must have active TS/SCI clearance with FS Poly.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> All applicants must complete the attached 20 page KSA.
>>>>>>