Why can't we do all three at once?

Becky, who is doing three major system implementations this month

On Mon, Jul 9, 2012 at 1:40 PM, Michael J. Giarlo <
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> I'm calling it: five more posts, tops, and we'll either have invoked
> Godwin's Law, validated Rule 34, or found the end of the Internet.
>
>
> On Mon, Jul 9, 2012 at 2:33 PM, Roy Tennant <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> > Despite the lawful and prudent endorsement of this thread by our
> > official designee to the OCLC Off-Topic Cat Discussion Moderation
> > Divisiion, I feel it necessary to point out that @mjgiarlo's post was
> > in error. The K Street lobbyist does not handle kitty litter. The
> > Congressperson the K Street lobbyist controls, does.
> > Roy
> >
> > On Mon, Jul 9, 2012 at 11:30 AM, Suchy, Daniel <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> >> This thread is now officially sanctioned.
> >>
> >> Regards,
> >> -OCLC Off-Topic Cat Discussion Moderation Division-
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> On 7/9/12 11:28 AM, "Michael J. Giarlo" <[log in to unmask]>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>>Perhaps the original poster assumed that only a federal librarian
> >>>would work for $1/minute in the DC area?  The going rate for a K St.
> >>>lobbyist to handle kitty-litter is at least $20/minute.
> >>>
> >>>-Mike
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>On Mon, Jul 9, 2012 at 2:22 PM, Joe Hourcle
> >>><[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> >>>> On Jul 9, 2012, at 2:04 PM, Chris Fitzpatrick wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> This just seems like some sort of trap. The fact that it's a
> >>>>>craigslist ad
> >>>>> in all caps makes me pretty sure this person is working on a
> "librarian
> >>>>> centpede" in their basement.
> >>>>
> >>>> If that were the case, I think they'd also accept applicants from the
> >>>> Folger Shakespeare Library, which may actually be closer.
> >>>>
> >>>> So, the real question is why it must specifically be federal employee
> >>>> librarians.  (and I don't know of any librarians with TS/SCI/Poly ...
> >>>> but I *have* heard that some of the archivists at the National
> Archives
> >>>> do, but that was a 'my son is fed up with his job' story from a
> >>>>librarian
> >>>> at my local public branch)
> >>>>
> >>>> -Joe
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Jul 9, 2012 7:56 PM, "Simon Spero" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> On Jul 9, 2012 1:27 PM, "Joshua Gomez" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> WE NEED A CAT LOVER WHO IS ALSO A FEDERAL EMPLOYEE TO DO THIS JOB!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Must have active TS/SCI clearance with FS Poly.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> All applicants must complete the attached 20 page KSA.
> >>>>>>
>