Honestly, though, who all would even want to understand a Kiwi? They're practically escaped convicts, since everyone in the Northern Hemisphere knows that they're just tiny Aussies.* Also, I have to translate code for them, since they cannot do for themselves. 
Ba dum cha,
*warning contains humour and #notintendedtobeafactualstatement.
> On 05/09/2014 02:44 AM, Susan Kane wrote:
>> Obviously, we must now task someone in CODE4LIB with writing a Python
>> script to convert New Zealand English to International English.
> Yes, because tasking people with AI-complete programming tasks (see
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI-complete ) is only slightly worse than
> systematically malfunctioning sarcasm filters.
>> Or, I guess we could solve this on the user side with a sarcasm filter or a
>> humor pipe, but you might lose some data that way.
> Or we could acknowledge code4lib's role as a safe place for people to
> tune their sarcasm detectors.