THIS IS NOT EXACTLY WHAT WE AGREED TO
On May 29, 2014 7:38 AM, "Andreas Orphanides" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> YAY FULL JOB POSTINGS
>
>
> On Wed, May 28, 2014 at 11:40 PM, BWS Johnson <[log in to unmask]
> >wrote:
>
> > Research Analyst I
> > Royt's Treehouse
> >
> > The prestigious Tennant's Treehouse is accepting applications for the
> > position of Research Analyst I for the Juniper Club Library. A
> > collaborative position in nature, the Research Analyst I will indenture
> > themselves to the library duhrector artisanally collecting redundant data
> > via Diebold-O-Tron. The Research Analyst I will be abused at any given
> > opportunity, be paid only in hard liquor, maintain all digital object
> > collections, regardless of relevance or irrelevance of said collection
> and
> > shepherd digital humanities projects, whatevertheheckthoseare.
> >
> >
> > The successful candidate will have 17 years experience in Koha despite
> > this being an entry level position that only freshly minted graduates may
> > apply to and that proficiency not possibly existing in this reality,
> > archiving meaningless discussion threads, ragging on royt at any given
> > opportunity, and collating mimeographs since we forgot to take this out
> of
> > our job description sometime when MARC was merely a glimmer in a data
> > nerd's eye. None of these skills relate in the slightest to counting
> votes,
> > but that's what HR told us, and ours is not to reason why.
> >
> > We will not tell you where Royt's Treehouse is located since you are
> meant
> > to already know. As with conference, you were meant to apply for this
> post
> > prior to it making the rounds in your hemisphere, so if you are located
> > outside of the continental United States, too damn bad.
> >
> > For further information, feel free to contact [log in to unmask]
> ,
> > where your email will fester in a pile since your résumé will be thrown
> out
> > for having a funny name or not matching spurious keywords.
> >
> > All applicants are REQUIRED to have a beating a dead horse Code{4}Lib
> > t-shirt.
> >
>