My MOTDs are not as fun...
RUN GET OUT OF HERE
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME TODAY
RESTRICTED ACCESS HERE.
Asst. Head of IT Services
Charlotte United Christian Academy
Sent from my Windows Phone, please excuse mistakes
From: "Eric Lease Morgan" <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: 7/14/2014 7:47 AM
To: "[log in to unmask]" <[log in to unmask]>
Subject: [CODE4LIB] net.fun
From my server’s MOTD, and I thought it was fun:
Here I sit, broken-hearted,
All logged in, but work unstarted.
First net.this and net.that,
And a hot buttered bun for net.fat.
The boss comes by, and I play the game,
Then I turn back to net.flame.
Is there a cure (I need your views),
For someone trapped in net.news?
I need your help, I say 'tween sobs,
'Cause I'll soon be listed in net.jobs.
A quick Google search did not turn up the author, but it has been reposted a number of times over the past decade. Remember Usenet? A blast from my past.