YAY FULL JOB POSTINGS On Wed, May 28, 2014 at 11:40 PM, BWS Johnson <[log in to unmask]>wrote: > Research Analyst I > Royt's Treehouse > > The prestigious Tennant's Treehouse is accepting applications for the > position of Research Analyst I for the Juniper Club Library. A > collaborative position in nature, the Research Analyst I will indenture > themselves to the library duhrector artisanally collecting redundant data > via Diebold-O-Tron. The Research Analyst I will be abused at any given > opportunity, be paid only in hard liquor, maintain all digital object > collections, regardless of relevance or irrelevance of said collection and > shepherd digital humanities projects, whatevertheheckthoseare. > > > The successful candidate will have 17 years experience in Koha despite > this being an entry level position that only freshly minted graduates may > apply to and that proficiency not possibly existing in this reality, > archiving meaningless discussion threads, ragging on royt at any given > opportunity, and collating mimeographs since we forgot to take this out of > our job description sometime when MARC was merely a glimmer in a data > nerd's eye. None of these skills relate in the slightest to counting votes, > but that's what HR told us, and ours is not to reason why. > > We will not tell you where Royt's Treehouse is located since you are meant > to already know. As with conference, you were meant to apply for this post > prior to it making the rounds in your hemisphere, so if you are located > outside of the continental United States, too damn bad. > > For further information, feel free to contact [log in to unmask], > where your email will fester in a pile since your résumé will be thrown out > for having a funny name or not matching spurious keywords. > > All applicants are REQUIRED to have a beating a dead horse Code{4}Lib > t-shirt. >