YAY FULL JOB POSTINGS


On Wed, May 28, 2014 at 11:40 PM, BWS Johnson <[log in to unmask]>wrote:

> Research Analyst I
> Royt's Treehouse
>
> The prestigious Tennant's Treehouse is accepting applications for the
> position of Research Analyst I for the Juniper Club Library. A
> collaborative position in nature, the Research Analyst I will indenture
> themselves to the library duhrector artisanally collecting redundant data
> via Diebold-O-Tron. The Research Analyst I will be abused at any given
> opportunity, be paid only in hard liquor, maintain all digital object
> collections, regardless of relevance or irrelevance of said collection and
> shepherd digital humanities projects, whatevertheheckthoseare.
>
>
> The successful candidate will have 17 years experience in Koha despite
> this being an entry level position that only freshly minted graduates may
> apply to and that proficiency not possibly existing in this reality,
> archiving meaningless discussion threads, ragging on royt at any given
> opportunity, and collating mimeographs since we forgot to take this out of
> our job description sometime when MARC was merely a glimmer in a data
> nerd's eye. None of these skills relate in the slightest to counting votes,
> but that's what HR told us, and ours is not to reason why.
>
> We will not tell you where Royt's Treehouse is located since you are meant
> to already know. As with conference, you were meant to apply for this post
> prior to it making the rounds in your hemisphere, so if you are located
> outside of the continental United States, too damn bad.
>
> For further information, feel free to contact [log in to unmask],
> where your email will fester in a pile since your résumé will be thrown out
> for having a funny name or not matching spurious keywords.
>
> All applicants are REQUIRED to have a beating a dead horse Code{4}Lib
> t-shirt.
>